Overheard: Long Lights

overheard by John Marsh

SETTING: The corner of 13th and K - NW Washington DC
PLAYERS: Two women standing on the corner waiting for the light to change to cross the street.

WOMAN 1: And I was like "You don't want me to get all ghetto on your ass!" Ya know? I started screaming at that bitch!

WOMAN 2: Mmmhmm. And what did you say next?

WOMAN 1: Fuck if I know... I lost my mind.

WOMAN 2: [long pause] This is a long-ass light.

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Comments

[OM]

That'll teach her not to put sugar in the Dunkin' Donut coffee. Last time they didn't put sugar AND forgot to calculate my bill as a combo#1, I went all ghetto on their asses, too.