Huh. Turns out porn-hating conservatives actually really, really like porn after all.
However, there are some trends to be seen in the data. Those states that do consume the most porn tend to be more conservative and religious than states with lower levels of consumption, the study finds.
"Some of the people who are most outraged turn out to be consumers of the very things they claimed to be outraged by," Edelman says.
The pedophile-hating right-wingers turn out to be acting inappropriately with teenage pages.
The gay-hating right-wingers end up in bathroom stalls soliciting gay sex.
The gay- and drug-hating right-wingers end up in meth-fueled sex romps with gay prostitutes.
The big government-hating right-wingers end up presiding over the largest spending increase since LBJ.
Yeah, what we need is a return to good ol' fashioned, down home, religious (christian, naturally) Uh-mer-ca.
Posted by: fordprefectajt | February 27, 2009 at 08:03 PM