by Neil Tobias
Been awhile! First of all, thanks so much to Benn Ray for reaching out and taking an interest in where I've been and what I've been doing. I appreciated the email.
Second of all, I'd like to apologize to anybody I may have offended or hurt when I was a regular contributor to the Shank. The last several years have certainly been enlightening ... and humbling.
In talking to Benn recently I must admit how embarrassed I was when he asked specific questions such as: "Are you still banging sluts?", "How is your body" and other embarrassing questions about what, in retrospect, seems like a pretty vain and shallow existence.
- My body building was out of control and misinformed. I now pretty much just exercise 4 times a week which consists of 15 minutes of stretching and 30 minutes of cardio. My main concern is a healthy diet. Any promotion I did of steroids or any sort of protein other than what is naturally found in meat, vegetable or legumes was misguided.
- I am happy to report that I have been in a monogamous, six year relationship with a young woman who is currently studying for the bar exam and hopes to eventually work in labor law.
From the world of darkness I did loose demons and devils in the power of scorpions to torment. 7 rings of Saturn which is something like the state of the air supposing the siege of Sebastopol conducted from a forest of guns 100 miles one way, and 30,000 miles the other, and the shot never to stop, but go spinning away round a circle, radius 170,000 miles.
[Ed Note: Neil's "column" goes on for another 3 pages like the paragraph above. I thought it best to truncate it here.]