First of all I'd like to thank Benn for truncating that last Student Body. I had food poisoning.
Also, I'd like to apologize for a few errors in the last Student Body, and clarify a few things. I typed it on my iPhone, and it surreptitiously autocorrected a few things which made the whole thing a little confusing:
-the siege of Sebastopol was conducted from a forest of guns 200 miles away (not 100)
-I do not have a girlfriend
-I still do steroids.
SPRANG BREAK!!!! SPRANG BREAK FOREVA!!!!!! EVERYTIME I TRY TO FLY...I FALL WITHOUT MY WINGS!!! YEAH!! CLASSIC STUDENT BODY, BITCHES!!! ALL CAPS!!! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS THEN AXE SOMEBODY, BITCH!!
Spring Break Forever!