by Steve Messick
That's kind of like going to a job interview and saying, "Pick me! I'll do less work."
If he wins, no doubt in four years, his opponents' slogan will be, "Give me the job, I won't even show up!"
The big real-to-life issues however, seldom go addressed. Our very lives and the well-being of our families are at stake, yet no one talks about it! I'm of course, referring to the spike in demon possession.
Demonologists are saying that the number of possessions have gone from 1 to 300, "a rise of 300%!"
Actually, that would be an increase of 30,000%, but these guys attack other-worldy beings, not numbers. I've been informed that this is probably a result of the weakening of the boundaries between the physical and spiritual realm and has absolutely nothing to do with any soon-to-be-released movies and/or TV series.
Demons and/or otherworldly spirits are found in almost every culture. Possessions can occur from beings from every corner of the globe. This presents a lot of problems. Initially, the demonologist has trouble identifying the type of supernatural force they are dealing with. There's also the issue of foreign entities taking away perfectly good possessions from more-than-willing and capable American demons.
On the positive side, there's a good chance that we'll get at least a couple of reality shows. Can't wait for the tie-in with the demonologist and Sasquatch hunters, or perhaps the UFO detectives. I fully expect to see a possessed Bigfoot, escape alien abduction and need an intervention to stop hoarding berries and salmon.
Oh well, sorry to cut this short, the Devil made me do it!