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Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Scandalous

by Madam 8-Ball

ARE YOU DUE FOR A SCANDAL?

AQUARIUS: Better not tell you now.
PISCES: It is certain.
ARIES: Reply hazy, try again.
TAURUS: Outlook not so good.
GEMINI: Ask again later.
CANCER: Concentrate and ask again.
LEO: Without a doubt.
VIRGO: Outlook good.
LIBRA: Concentrate and ask again.
SCORPIO: As I see it, yes.
SAGITTARIUS: Ask again later.
CAPRICORN: Concentrate and ask again.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: As I see it, yes.

May 19, 2013 in Madam 8-Ball | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Parking Mad

by Madam 8-Ball

ARE YOUR ATTITUDES TOWARD PARKING IRRATIONAL?

AQUARIUS: Most likely.
PISCES: Yes.
ARIES: Concentrate and ask again.
TAURUS: Reply hazy, try again.
GEMINI: My sources say no.
CANCER: Yes.
LEO: Signs point to yes.
VIRGO: Very doubtful.
LIBRA: Concentrate and ask again.
SCORPIO: Without a doubt.
SAGITTARIUS: Better not tell you now.
CAPRICORN: Yes.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: As I see it, yes.

April 29, 2013 in Madam 8-Ball | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

MADAM 8-BALL'S HOROSCOPE: What Do Mayflowers Bring?

by Madam 8-Ball

WILL APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS?

AQUARIUS: Yes definitely.
PISCES: Outlook not so good.
ARIES: It is certain.
TAURUS: It is decidedly so.
GEMINI: Very doubtful.
CANCER: It is decidedly so.
LEO: Without a doubt.
VIRGO: It is decidely so.
LIBRA: You may rely on it.
SCORPIO: It is certain.
SAGITTARIUS: Most likely.
CAPRICORN: As I see it, yes.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: Most likely.

April 15, 2013 in Madam 8-Ball | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: If Blur & Oasis Can Bury The Hatchet...

by Madam 8-Ball

IS NOW THE TIME TO END OLD FEUDS?

AQUARIUS: Outlook good.
PISCES: Outlook not so good.
ARIES: You may rely on it.
TAURUS: Ask again later.
GEMINI: Yes.
CANCER: Don't count on it.
LEO: My reply is no.
VIRGO: Reply hazy, try again.
LIBRA: As I see it, yes.
SCORPIO: Reply hazy, try again.
SAGITTARIUS: Better not tell you now.
CAPRICORN: Better not tell you now.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: Ask again later.

March 25, 2013 in Madam 8-Ball | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Lucky Charms

by Madam 8-Ball

WILL YOU HAVE THE LUCK O' THE IRISH THIS WEEK?

AQUARIUS: Cannot predict now.
PISCES: Don't count on it.
ARIES: Concentrate and ask again.
TAURUS: Ask again later.
GEMINI: Reply hazy try again.
CANCER: Very doubtful.
LEO: Signs point to yes.
VIRGO: Yes.
LIBRA: My reply is no.
SCORPIO: Concentrate and ask again.
SAGITTARIUS: Yes.
CAPRICORN: Reply hazy, try again.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: Ask again later.

March 18, 2013 in Madam 8-Ball | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Superbugged

by Madam 8-Ball

IS A SUPERBUG GONNA GET YA?

AQUARIUS: Concentrate and ask again.
PISCES: Concentrate and ask again.
ARIES: Concentrate and ask again.
TAURUS: Don't count on it.
GEMINI: Ask again later.
CANCER: You may rely on it.
LEO: You may rely on it.
VIRGO: Cannot predict now.
LIBRA: My sources say no.
SCORPIO: Without a doubt.
SAGITTARIUS: It is decidedly so.
CAPRICORN: Cannot predict now.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: Outlook not so good.

March 11, 2013 in Madam 8-Ball | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Poped

by Madam 8-Ball

COULD YOU BE THE NEXT POPE?

AQUARIUS: Signs point to yes.
PISCES: Ask again later.
ARIES: Cannot predict now.
TAURUS: Outlook good.
GEMINI: Concentrate and ask again.
CANCER: It is decidedly so.
LEO: Cannot predict now.
VIRGO: Better not tell you now.
LIBRA: As I see it, yes.
SCORPIO: It is certain.
SAGITTARIUS: It is certain.
CAPRICORN: Yes, definitely.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: Without a doubt.

March 04, 2013 in Madam 8-Ball | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

MADAM 8-BALL'S HOROSCOPE: The Sequester

by Madam 8-Ball

WILL YOU BE SEQUESTERED?

AQUARIUS: Very doubtful.
PISCES: Outlook good.
ARIES: Better not tell you now.
TAURUS: Concentrate and ask again.
GEMINI: Signs point to yes.
CANCER: Outlook good.
LEO: It is certain.
VIRGO: Don't count on it.
LIBRA: My reply is no.
SCORPIO: It is certain.
SAGITTARIUS: Signs point to yes.
CAPRICORN: As I see it, yes.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: You may rely on it.

Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Pope-a-palooza

by Madam 8-Ball

DOES YOUR GOD FORGIVE A QUITTER?

AQUARIUS: Concentrate and ask again..
PISCES: Outlook not so good.
ARIES: Signs point to yes.
TAURUS: Cannot predict now.
GEMINI: Don't count on it.
CANCER: My sources say no.
LEO: Outlook not so good.
VIRGO: Reply hazy, try again.
LIBRA: Better not tell you now.
SCORPIO: Concentrate and ask again.
SAGITTARIUS: Yes, definitely.
CAPRICORN: Without a doubt.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: Yes, definitely.

February 18, 2013 in Madam 8-Ball | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Nom Blocked

by Madam 8-Ball

WILL YOUR NOMINATION FOR PROMOTION BE BLOCKED BY A PETULANT NEMESIS?

AQUARIUS: Better not tell you now.
PISCES: Yes.
ARIES: It is certain.
TAURUS: Most likely.
GEMINI: My reply is no.
CANCER: You may rely on it.
LEO: Outlook good.
VIRGO: Reply hazy, try again.
LIBRA: Yes definitely.
SCORPIO: It is decidely so.
SAGITTARIUS: Reply hazy, try again.
CAPRICORN: Cannot predcit now.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: You may rely on it.

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Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Lucky Charms

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