The number two contender in the Republican Presidential primary, Ben Carson, used an analogy this week in which he called all Syrian refugees dogs:
"For instance, you know, if there is a rabid dog running around your neighborhood, you’re probably not going to assume something good about that dog, and you’re probably gonna put your children out of the way. Doesn’t mean that you hate all dogs by any stretch of the imagination. By the same token, we have to have in place screening mechanisms that allow us to determine who the mad dogs are, quite frankly."
You'd think there would be a lucrative business opportunity as a Republican analogy screener given their difficulties making analogies that don't make them sound like inhuman dickwads.