Freak O' The Week: By the Book

by Miss Sarah

BOOK 22
Maybe you have made a New Year's resolution to spice up your love life, and you are a devout Christian. Are edible undies considered sinful?  How about vibrating jelly ticklers?  Well, it is just a fallacy that sex and religion don't mix!  (Within the bonds of Christian matrimony, and with a partner of the opposite sex.)

"It is our company's policy that the products we sell be purchased for married couples only. As explained in the book of Genesis, God created woman from man's flesh and bone to be his companion. In so doing, he illustrated that in marriage man and woman symbolically become one flesh. A common theme throughout the Bible is sexual purity. One example of this can be found in 1 Thessalonians 4:3-4, 'For God wants you to be holy and pure and to keep clear of sexual sin so that each of you will marry in holiness and honor.' We want to encourage God's plan for people to remain sexually pure, that is why we offer our products to married couples only."

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