by Miss Sarah
KODESEX: CODED WEARABLE IMAGES FOR SEXUAL COMPATIBILITY
"The kodesex (TM) product line is the brainchild of Max Miller who founded Intellectual Solutions, LP. As an uncontrollably horny kid since teen age, he always wondered what some chick in class was into, or how far he could score with the MILF next door. Then, while getting brain in college, something soft and supple fell on his head at a frat party and he had an epiphany of sorts: Why not make shirts that spell out your sexual menu? Take the guesswork out of what's for dinner... In case you're wondering what's with the swirl and the psychedelic rays, they're just there for the art. This way your gear looks more interesting, and if you don't want to admit what it's all about, you can say it's just some freaky art you found online. Think of it as plausible deniability for awkward moments. We got you covered tighter than a jimmy hat... Every generation has its place in history and is remembered by some symbolic token of its time. Wouldn't it be cool if the start of our millennium were remembered by the kodesex (TM) 'Lickey Face (TM)'? Share the fantasy: The Lickey Face for all posterity."
Sure. But what's a jimmy hat? Oh.
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I've heard that KODESEX can prevent bacterial vaginosis.
And it is one of the few natural cures for that disease.
Posted by: Steven Davies | April 13, 2008 at 11:58 AM