Freak O' The Week: Lunch Is Fun

by Miss Sarah

LUNCH IS FUN
Anyone can anonymously post what they've had for lunch and make up a name on the fly.  What's the point, you ask?  There is no point.  It's just silly fun to see what people are eating and writing. Yeah, I get real bored at work sometimes.  Quite often the site is dominated by annoyingly smug postings detailing gourmet lunch menus by "Lunch Bastard Dave" and whiny protestations of name-stealing from "Original Lunch Bastard Dave."  Other recurring posts involve a vague but passionate ongoing feud about the superiority of English vs. American food, spam posts advertising Vietnam and Laos travel and tourism, fake spam posts about catching STDs and dysentery in Vietnam and Laos, and the extreme gayness of Lunch Bastard Dave (often affectionately referred to as "LBD").

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Comments

[LunchBastardDave]

The Orgin of the LunchBastard:

Really quick.

I started writing as LunchMasterDave and I would rhyme my lunch blog. It soon turned into me verbally slapping folks. LunchBastardDave was born and from there on people write with the "LunchBastard" name only to say unintelligent stupid crap.(*which continues to this very day)
Some jackass even called himself the "Original", which honestly flattered me. I keep the same tone, make fun of spelling and I never eat gourmet lunches or suck penis.

Word to your Moms.

-LBD

[Anus McGillicutty]

Weeeeeellllll well well, I'll bet you never thought ol' Marshal Anus would find you here, did you Dave? You're not much too big on the brains, but hot damn if you ain't big on the cock smokin'. You know you love my buttery, reeking, unwiped anus! That's right, it's Marshal Anus and I'm the sheriff in these anus parts!