by Neil Tobias
HEY SHOMOS!!!
Okay. So here is the deal: I did not email the Lexie Mountain Boys about the battle of the bands, and they did not accept my challenge.
Are there any bands that want to challenge Stab Patrol to a battle of the bands? I have the right to refuse your challenge if you are just a sucky band looking for a gig.
I would ideally like to challenge:
Two if by Sea (mainly because one of the members is a complete jerk)
The Oranges (these guys are good, and it would be Stab Patrol's pleasure to make them our bitch).
Mr. Green Jeans (these guys are complete tools)
Double Dagger (These guys need to be taught a lesson in greatness. We'll be their mentors.)
Lexie Mountain Boys (we want to make out with these chicks so badly)
More Dogs (one of the guys works at Video Americain and acts like a dick when I rent movies)
Let's battle, you lame fucking bands.
Later, asses
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My name is Neil Tobias. This column is all about playing in a
rock band and LIFTING WEIGHTS!! I also have Hepatitis C . I am new in
town so please excuse me if I don't pronounce all your counties
correctly. I will always however PRONOUNCE THE TRUTH CORRECTLY!
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