Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Caught Up

by Madam 8-Ball

WILL YOU GET CAUGHT UP IN SOMEONE ELSE'S SHIT SHOW?

AQUARIUS: Concentrate and ask again.
PISCES: It is certan.
ARIES: Outlook is not so good.
TAURUS: My reply is no.
GEMINI: Don't count on it.
CANCER: It is decidedly so.
LEO: My reply is no.
VIRGO: My reply is no.
LIBRA: Very doubtful.
SCORPIO: You may rely on it.
SAGITTARIUS: Reply hazy, try again.
CAPRICORN: Cannot predict now.

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OPHIUCHUS: You may rely on it.

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