Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Paula Deening

by Madam 8-Ball

IS IT TOO LATE FOR APOLOGIES?

AQUARIUS: My reply is no.
PISCES: Yes.
ARIES: Outlook good.
TAURUS: Outlook good.
GEMINI: Outlook not so good.
CANCER: You may rely on it.
LEO: My sources say no.
VIRGO: Outlook good.
LIBRA: Reply hazy, try again.
SCORPIO: Don't count on it.
SAGITTARIUS: My sources say no.
CAPRICORN: It is decidedly so.

Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: Outlook good.

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