Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Derailing

by Madam 8-Ball

ARE YOU GOING TO FAST TO HANDLE A TURN?

AQUARIUS: Better not tell you now.
PISCES: Yes, definitely.
ARIES: It is certain.
TAURUS: My reply is no.
GEMINI: My reply is no. 
CANCER: As I see it, yes.
LEO: As I see it, yes.
VIRGO: Yes.
LIBRA: It is decidedly so.
SCORPIO: It is decidedly so.
SAGITTARIUS: Better not tell you now.
CAPRICORN: It is decidely so.

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OPHIUCHUS: Without a doubt.

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