Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Killin' Time

by Madam 8-Ball

IS THIS YOUR WEEK TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER?

AQUARIUS: Most likely.
PISCES: Better not tell you now.
ARIES: My reply is no.
TAURUS: Outlook good.
GEMINI: Yes. 
CANCER: It is decidedly so.
LEO: Without a doubt.
VIRGO: As I see it, yes.
LIBRA: My reply is no.
SCORPIO: Without a doubt.
SAGITTARIUS: Outlook good.
CAPRICORN: Ask again later.

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OPHIUCHUS: Concentrate and ask again.