Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Super Bowled Out

by Madam 8-Ball

ARE YOU SICK OF HEARING ABOUT MEDIOCRE SUPER BOWL ADS?

AQUARIUS: Outlook not so good.
PISCES: Signs point to yes. 
ARIES: Don't count on it.
TAURUS: Very doubtful.
GEMINI: My sources say no. 
CANCER: Reply hazy, try again.
LEO: Better not tell you now.
VIRGO: It is certain.
LIBRA: Very doubtful.
SCORPIO: Ask again later.
SAGITTARIUS: Without a doubt.
CAPRICORN: Signs point to yes.

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OPHIUCHUS: Ask again later.

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