Mobtown Shank: Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Crimea-ed

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Madam 8-Ball's Horoscope: Crimea-ed

by Madam 8-Ball

ARE YOU LIKELY TO BE ANNEXED BY RUSSIA?

AQUARIUS: Don't count on it.
PISCES: Reply hazy, try again.
ARIES: It is cetain.
TAURUS: Signs point to yes.
GEMINI: Concentrate and ask again.
CANCER: Better not tell you now.
LEO: Yes.
VIRGO: Without a doubt.
LIBRA: Ask again later.
SCORPIO: You may rely on it.
SAGITTARIUS: It is decidedly so.
CAPRICORN: Most likely.