by Miss Sarah
PINKY'S DOG BLOG
Pinky the dog is partially paralyzed or temporarily paralyzed or something by a bad vet, and so his owner decided to pretend that she is Pinky and write his blog. Hey, we all deal with grief in different ways.
"I have had a little problem with taking a #2 and my daddy said it was the antibiotics. It is hard to chase the porcupine when you are hurting down there and the number two area is not feeling well either. I am touched by dad's need to make me feel better. He even tried to play with the porcupine with me today.
"Still no donations, but daddy is making the best of things. His wheelchair he made me was neat, but I found it very undignified. I couldn't even control my legs! He isn't the greatest engineer but at least he loves me. :)"
Even though I understand that this is supposed to be a dog's point-of view, I am very disturbed by the phrase "play with the porcupine."
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