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by Madam 8-Ball
WILL OBAMACARE MAKE YOU QUIT YOUR JOB?
AQUARIUS: Outlook good.
PISCES: Signs point to yes.
ARIES: Cannot predict now.
TAURUS: Cannot predict now.
GEMINI: My sources say no.
CANCER: As I see it, yes.
LEO: My source say no.
VIRGO: Yes, definitely.
LIBRA: Very doubtful.
SCORPIO: My sources say no.
SAGITTARIUS: Don't count on it.
CAPRICORN: Don't count on it.
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OPHIUCHUS: Yes.
by Madam 8-Ball
ARE YOU SICK OF HEARING ABOUT MEDIOCRE SUPER BOWL ADS?
AQUARIUS: Outlook not so good.
PISCES: Signs point to yes.
ARIES: Don't count on it.
TAURUS: Very doubtful.
GEMINI: My sources say no.
CANCER: Reply hazy, try again.
LEO: Better not tell you now.
VIRGO: It is certain.
LIBRA: Very doubtful.
SCORPIO: Ask again later.
SAGITTARIUS: Without a doubt.
CAPRICORN: Signs point to yes.
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OPHIUCHUS: Ask again later.
by Madam 8-Ball
IS UPWARD MOBILITY IN YOUR FUTURE?
AQUARIUS: It is certain.
PISCES: My reply is no.
ARIES: It is decidedly so.
TAURUS: Better not tell you now.
GEMINI: You may rely on it.
CANCER: Better not tell you now.
LEO: Concentrate and ask again.
VIRGO: Concentrate and ask again.
LIBRA: Yes.
SCORPIO: Cannot predict now.
SAGITTARIUS: Cannot predict now.
CAPRICORN: It is decidely so.
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OPHIUCHUS: Outlook not so good.
by Madam 8-Ball
WILL ANYONE CARE IF A CORPORATION TAINTS YOUR DRINKING WATER?
AQUARIUS: Signs point to yes.
PISCES: It is decidedly so.
ARIES: Signs point to yes.
TAURUS: Ask again later.
GEMINI: Concentrate and ask again.
CANCER: Most likely.
LEO: Outlook good.
VIRGO: My sources say no.
LIBRA: It is decidely so.
SCORPIO: It is decidely so.
SAGITTARIUS: Yes.
CAPRICORN: Outlook good.
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OPHIUCHUS: Most likely.
by Madam 8-Ball
ARE YOU READY FOR THE DEEP FREEZE?
AQUARIUS: Signs point to yes.
PISCES: Most likely.
ARIES: It is decidedly so.
TAURUS: Very doubtful.
GEMINI: Outlook good.
CANCER: Outlook good.
LEO: Most likely.
VIRGO: Signs point to yes.
LIBRA: Reply hazy, try again.
SCORPIO: My sources say no.
SAGITTARIUS: As I see it, yes.
CAPRICORN: Reply hazy, try again.
Specialty Bonus Sign
OPHIUCHUS: Most likely.
by Madam 8-Ball
Specialty Bonus SignAQUARIUS: Cannot predict now.
PISCES: Better not tell you now.
ARIES: Signs point to yes.
TAURUS: Cannot predict now.
GEMINI: Most likely.
CANCER: Ask again later.
LEO: My reply is no.
VIRGO: It is decidedly so.
LIBRA: Cannot predict now.
SCORPIO: Without a doubt.
SAGITTARIUS: Concentrate and ask again.
CAPRICORN: Better not tell you now.
by Madam 8-Ball
Specialty Bonus SignAQUARIUS: Signs point to yes.
PISCES: Outlook good.
ARIES: My sources say no.
TAURUS: You may rely on it.
GEMINI: My reply is no.
CANCER: Ask again later.
LEO: It is decidely so.
VIRGO: Cannot predict now.
LIBRA: Yes definitely.
SCORPIO: Witout a doubt.
SAGITTARIUS: Cannot predict now.
CAPRICORN: As I see it, yes.
by Madam 8-Ball
Specialty Bonus SignAQUARIUS: Signs point to yes.
PISCES: Outlook good.
ARIES: Reply hazy, try again.
TAURUS: Reply hazy, try again.
GEMINI: Reply hazy, try again.
CANCER: Signs point to yes.
LEO: Without a doubt.
VIRGO: Outlook good.
LIBRA: Concentrate and ask again.
SCORPIO: My sources say no.
SAGITTARIUS: You may rely on it.
CAPRICORN: It is decidedly so.
by Madam 8-Ball
Specialty Bonus SignAQUARIUS: Better not tell you now.
PISCES: Outlook good.
ARIES: Yes, definitely.
TAURUS: My sources say no.
GEMINI: Most likely.
CANCER: My sources say no.
LEO: My reply is no.
VIRGO: Concentrate and ask again.
LIBRA: Yes, definitely.
SCORPIO: Yes.
SAGITTARIUS: Without a doubt.
CAPRICORN: Don't count on it.
by Madam 8-Ball
Specialty Bonus SignAQUARIUS: Yes, definitely.
PISCES: Signs point to yes.
ARIES: Cannot predict now.
TAURUS: Very doubtful.
GEMINI: Yes, definitely.
CANCER: You may rely on it.
LEO: Outlook not so good.
VIRGO: Ask again later.
LIBRA: Outlook good.
SCORPIO: As I see it, yes.
SAGITTARIUS: Cannot predict now.
CAPRICORN: As I see it, yes.