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If hanging is acceptable punishment for cattle rustlin', what is the appropriate punishment for water rustlin' (aka "pulling a Selleck")?
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Last issue's question:
The new Jurassic World movie makes me want to ____________.
Best Answer:
...emoji shrug. -Jess Morgan
Runner Up:
n/a
The new Jurassic World movie makes me want to ____________.
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Last issue's question:
That $7.99 Endless Lunch at Golden Corral looks... not appetizing... what's the word I'm looking for here?
Best Answer:
n/a
Runner Up:
n/a
That $7.99 Endless Lunch at Golden Corral looks... not appetizing... what's the word I'm looking for here?
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Last issue's question:
WHICH IS MORE OBNOXIOUS - THE SIGHT OF A PERSON VAPING OR THE SIGHT OF A PERSON I-PADDING (OR TABLETING IF YOU PREFER) IN PUBLIC? WHY?
Best Answer:
Vapeing. Both activities serve to make annoying people annoying. But tableters are better dressed, and probably won't breed as much because they are too distracted -Christopher Plummer
Runner Up:
At least vaping is a less harmful than smoking so I prefer that as it is harm reduction. -Josh Reynolds
WHICH IS MORE OBNOXIOUS - THE SIGHT OF A PERSON VAPING OR THE SIGHT OF A PERSON I-PADDING (OR TABLETING IF YOU PREFER) IN PUBLIC? WHY?
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Last issue's question:
OVER WHAT OTHER ASPECTS OF YOUR PERSONAL LIFE SHOULD THE COMPANY YOU WORK FOR GET TO MAKE DECISIONS?
Best Answer:
I can't even joke about it right now -Colleen Pelser
Runner Up:
Well, only two more things and that's it: everything you say and do - Steve Messick
OVER WHAT OTHER ASPECTS OF YOUR PERSONAL LIFE SHOULD THE COMPANY YOU WORK FOR GET TO MAKE DECISIONS?
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Last issue's question was an online survey whose results will be used in an upcoming Shank piece.
WHAT ONE WORD GETS REPUBLICANS MORE EXCITED THAN "BENGHAZI"?
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LAST ISSUE'S QUESTION: WHO SHOULD REPLACE LETTERMAN?
LAST ISSUE'S WINNING RESPONSE:
Is Tom Snyder still alive? -Jesse Morgan
RESPONSES OF DISTINCTION:
Well, I guess we can cross Mickey Rooney off the list. -Steve Messick
Animatronic Mickey Rooney corpse. -Adam Tollman
Numberwoman. -Lucia Treasure
We'll announce this Question's winner in next issue's Question O' The Issue.
WHO SHOULD REPLACE LETTERMAN?
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LAST ISSUE'S QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO THE MISSING MALAYSIAN PLANE?
LAST ISSUE'S WINNING RESPONSE:
Snakes. -Dan Wylie
OTHER RESPONSES OF DISTINCTION:
"Where's the missing plane? If it was up your ass you'd know where it is!" -Steve Messick
"Ben moved The Island. No one's gonna find that plane." -Amanda Sparrow
"The plane was whisked away to another planet, where the passengers have to fight for all of humanity in a game called ... ARENA." -Kevin Perkins
"The plane flew through a time rip and must fly back through or the langoliers are going to eat the plane and the remaining passengers." -Klinton Kinder
"It never existed in the first place." - JoAnne Schmitz
"VALIS took it over." -Joel McLemore
"I think it's a gimmick to pump up sales for a new Lost DVD box set." -Mark Haynes
We'll announce this Question's winner in next issue's Question O' The Issue.
WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED TO THE MISSING MALAYSIAN PLANE?
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LAST ISSUE'S QUESTION: WHY ARE CONSERVATIVES SO HUNG UP ON HITLER?
LAST ISSUE'S WINNING RESPONSE:
professional jealousy
- steve messick
We'll announce this Question's winner in next issue's Question O' The Issue.
WHY ARE CONSERVATIVES SO HUNG UP ON HITLER?
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LAST QUESTION'S WINNER:
i am fascinated by your obtuse fascination with this incredibly inane topic! -Joe Rybandt
We'll announce this Question's winner in next issue's Question O' The Issue.
A WINTER WEATHER EVENT IS COMING - WIPERS UP OR WIPERS DOWN? WHY?
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LAST QUESTION'S WINNER IS: - there was no winner as no one replied. Ya gotta play to win.
We'll announce this Question's winner in next issue's Question O' The Week.